They Shoot Corpses, Don't They?

An original blend of crime fiction and horror - Zombie Noir.

Pat O’Hare is the only (living) private detective in Farrelton, a crime-ridden city still recovering from the ravages of an undead uprising. Pat is hired to find the missing granddaughter of a rich industrialist.  But, what starts out as simple enough job turns into a fight for survival as he finds himself pulled into a deadly mystery where nobody can be trusted.


Helped only by a trigger happy ex-cop and a washed up boxer with a pathological fear of trees, Pat has to use every trick in the book just to stay alive. Caught between corrupt police, gun-wielding hitmen and a ruthless crime lord, Pat soon learns that the zombies are not the most dangerous creatures in town.

The Ghoul with the Dragon Tattoo

As if the city of Farrelton didn’t have enough problems, what with the rising crime rate and the swarms of the undead roaming the streets. Now there’s an armed killer on the loose, murdering key people and threatening to plunge the city into chaos.

Pat O’Hare is Farrelton’s only surviving private detective. He wants a quiet life, away from the violence of the city streets. But, a call from an old friend plunges him into a desperate race against time. Pat is going to have to go head to head with a merciless hitman if he wants to stop the city from tearing itself apart.

Only one man can save the city of Farrelton. And he’s just run out of beer.

All work copyright Stuart McLean

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